Finally, those boring old black clone wetsuits are a thing of the past thanks to American fashion designer Cynthia Rowley. Not only has she just dragged Lindsay Lohan out of hiding for her recent New York Fashion Week show but she’s also designed a fabulous range of Roxy wetsuits for chicks who care about looking their best, both in and out of the water.
My new model was inspired by longboard star Kassia Meador and I’m loving it sick. It even seems to make me surf better! It’s made out of fiber-lite neoprene nyon jersey infused with anti-microbial bamboo charcoal “for less stink”. And it even has ectoflex kneepads, whatever they are.
So I’m now poised for a ripper of a season. And when I get round to waxing up my new fish, it’ll be all systems full tilt a-go-go.